But this tractor had something large and long hanging from its bucket. And I really mean large. As I drew closer I knew it was the body of something. The way it was swinging in the wind. What struck me as really.. bizzare about all of this is that it was like.. prime time highway driving time and people and kids were on their way home. And this guy is just idling on the edge of the highway in his tractor while some dead carcass is swinging from his bucket. I went from thinking this creature was a cow, to a werewolf (damn you Twilight), to finally realizing that it was a dead Alpaca. So, obviously, being the budding blogger that I am, I did a swift Uturn at the next intersection and sped to catch this wild man and his dead Alpaca. I managed a really horrid picture that is absolutely nothing to brag about. But I wanted everybody else to see just how much redneck was too much redneck.
